Brooklyn T. Guy

Brooklyn T. Guy is an upcoming major protagonist in the SML Parody series. He is a puppet who has a bunch of jobs and mostly does things for Mario and Bowser. It is unknown who will portray him.

History
Brooklyn T. Guy was born on August 21, 1977, in Brooklyn NY to Mrs. and Mr. Guy, and had an identical twin brother named Does Bad Things Guy born on the same day. During his childhood, he was a nose picker, and was made fun of by the other students, in school. He also attended Wedgewood Middle School, and he dreamed to be an astronaut. His sixth-grade science teacher said he was not going to be anything in life, because he was playing with his pencil during class, pretending it was a spaceship. He also jammed his pinky when he was playing basketball in 8th grade gym class. During his high school days, he was part of the Huskys but he never made the team because he broke his shin in his first try, making Brooklyn Guy cry, the coach felt bad for him and let him keep the jersey. After graduating high school, he took six months of community college, until getting expelled for being a drug dealer, after that he served in the military and was a purple heart recipient, until he was discharged because of his allergy for fresh cut grass. In 1997, he married Debra in the Wales of Honolulu. During the wedding, the people there often confused her for a whale. He didn't bother carrying her for the wedding photo, saying he likes his back. They had one son. He divorced her years later, and she married a man named Dave. He later married Sharon. When he was married to Sharon, he became more sarcastic and bored. He tried to break up with her but she took half of his stuff, and they got back together. She would often cheat on him multiple times. As of today, he is now a many-jobs guy and spends his days taking day offs, helping Mario and the gang and forced to deal with his wife Karen.

Likes

 * His jobs
 * Helping people
 * Winning for money
 * Making puns
 * His dog
 * Root Beer
 * Star Wars
 * Money
 * Officer Simmons
 * Mario
 * Jeffy
 * Chef Pee Pee
 * People who like his jokes

Likes

 * Getting annoyed
 * People wasting his time
 * Someone being nonsensical
 * Being called over for ridiculous things
 * Junior
 * Bowser
 * Mr. Goodman

Appearance
Brooklyn T. Guy is a puppet. He has orange hair, cyan eyes, an orange mustache, and tan-ish skin. As an officer, he wears a uniform similar to Officer Simmons. As a firefighter, he wears a different uniform than everyone else.

Portrayed by
TBA